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Opinion: Tim Walz is worse than you think, Republicans support claims

James R Prizant, Asst. People Editor
August 30, 2024

Living Niles North school buses on strike

Reed Larson-Erf, Reporter
August 30, 2024

Illuminati finds Trump “uncontrollable”

Reed Larson-Erf, Reporter
May 17, 2024

Sharma cuts down Emily Oaks in preparation for finals

James R Prizant and Ivan Shalaev
May 3, 2024

Local School Board spends $2 Million on medieval torture desks to punish English Department

Penelope Roewe, Managing Editor
April 12, 2024

Spotify now plays universally irritating noises to promote companies, premium service

James R Prizant, Asst. People Editor
April 12, 2024

Hate has no home here–it lives over there: Niles North constructs cabin to house in-school forces of hatred

Griffin Larson-Erf and Elyana Kachaochana
April 12, 2024

Putin resigns despite landslide presidential victory to pursue chess boxing

Henry Rothenbach and James R Prizant
March 21, 2024

Niles North reserves bathrooms for vaping “goons;” more to be built

James R Prizant, Asst. People Editor
March 21, 2024

Donald Trump confesses to kidnapping Kate Middleton, awaits trial

Griffin Larson-Erf and James R Prizant
March 21, 2024

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