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Supervillains create political action group to fight climate change

Reed Larson-Erf, Reporter
November 6, 2024

Congress to decide 2025 budget via gigantic roulette game

Griffin Larson-Erf, News Editor
October 4, 2024

Local principal follows up phone ban with more creative ideas

Yoni Soloveychik, Reporter
September 20, 2024

District 219 student bathrooms shut down, staff deny any previous existence

Henry Rothenbach and James R Prizant
September 13, 2024

Imprisoned woman released early for being “very respectful, very demure”

Griffin Larson-Erf, News Editor
September 13, 2024

Opinion: Tim Walz is worse than you think, Republicans support claims

James R Prizant, Asst. People Editor
August 30, 2024

Living Niles North school buses on strike

Reed Larson-Erf, Reporter
August 30, 2024

Illuminati finds Trump “uncontrollable”

Reed Larson-Erf, Reporter
May 17, 2024

Sharma cuts down Emily Oaks in preparation for finals

James R Prizant and Ivan Shalaev
May 3, 2024

Local School Board spends $2 Million on medieval torture desks to punish English Department

Penelope Roewe, Managing Editor
April 12, 2024

Spotify now plays universally irritating noises to promote companies, premium service

James R Prizant, Asst. People Editor
April 12, 2024

Hate has no home here–it lives over there: Niles North constructs cabin to house in-school forces of hatred

Griffin Larson-Erf and Elyana Kachaochana
April 12, 2024

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